Dive in to the mystical land of Ellaria, where Elves, Fairies, and Demons rule supreme, and other races are no more than an afterthought on the authors fingertips. Enjoy a tale of action, adventure, romance, and a whole lot of snark. Bring your armor folks, lest you get injured by all the fourth wall breaking. Join Toffee, Cotton and Cream as they valiantly search for the legendary sword necessary to rescue the princess, who has been kidnapped by unknown assailants. And so long ago, she's probably very dead. That won't stop our heroes from boldly going where no elf, fairy, and demon have gone before. Of course, it's not really about the spoils. It's about the quest. ...And the spoils. Because they are quite broke.
Jul 01, 2016 • 2.50 hours • 59,000 words • Ages 16+